10 Books You Wouldn't Believe Existed
Love a book you can’t put down? or one that gets your sides splitting with laughter? If the answer is yes, check out 10 Books you wouldn’t believe existed. From Donald Trump too Karma Pootra, theres a book to tickle every fancy.
There is a lot more to president Trump than you might realise. Not only is he the best thing to happen to America (sarcasm intended) but he is one of the greatest poets of our time. This book is made from all of Trumps greatest Tweets and speeches, cut and mashed up to give readers an insight into the great man’s innermost thoughts.
I wrote this book…… na only kidding but have you ever wondered if a giant genitalia is a blessing or a curse? well this book will open your eyes to a whole new way of dealing with what the good lord gave ya.
Say it with me, “you are a badass” now that felt good right? thought so. life’s too short to put yourself down or worry about insignificant things life throws at us so to help your realise your true potential this book is all you need to get you back on track to greatness and live an epic life. This book contains the odd swear word hear and there but hey what’s a life with no swearing “shit” that’s what!
If your bucket list involves travelling the world partying and getting fucked up then you need this book. A unique guide to all the best locations perfect for getting wrecked and making some crazy memories. Featuring destinations you’ve never heard of or even imagined could be a frantic party scene. If your traveling alone or in a group its guaranteed to be the greatest, craziest, alcohol fuelled trip ever!
Go the fuck to sleep book is made for all those parents who are too tired and just want the damn kids to SLEEP! We have all had it; the kids are hyped up; we are knackered, kids won’t go to sleep, all we say is please pleaseeee go to sleep already. So if you need a little help to get the darlings to rest at night break out the Go The Fuck To Sleep book.
Cook up a real erotic and sexual meal using the fifty shades of bacon cookbook. Each page is packed with ball tingling, lip soaking recipes guaranteed to tickle your fancy. The fifty shades of bacon cookbook is perfect for the meat loving, bacon scoffing deviant in your life.
Reach a new state of enlightenment every time you drop stinky long. Train yourself in the ways of Kama pootra with the use of this quirky take on meditation. Each page reveals a new and exciting way you can do the “deed” with positions and angles you never thought possible.
Learning the alphabet has never been so comical with the K is for Knifeball book. The fun, adorable characters teach your cherubs the letters of the alphabet while throwing up some terrible life advice, some may serve your children well, but for the most part, it’s probably not advised your children follow the teachings too closely or there may be one or two meetings with the head of school!
Learn how your food is really produced and why you have no say over what or how it’s made with this humorous and sarcastic take on farming and produce. This book details the reasons why the powers above decide what food is stocked in the supermarkets and why its all about money and power.
Ladies, get your juices flowing with some hunky housework photography. This book brings the unimaginable to life with photos of men cooking, cleaning, shopping and even listening. Porn for women shows you exactly what you’ve been looking for in man. Fair to say it’s a book of fiction.