Gifts For Her
Turn your Music room into a scene straight from Thriller! This awesomely eerie zombie hand is adjustable to match the neck of your guitar and also has a foam pad inserted to protect your instrument. On the other hand (no pun intended) If you don’t own a guitar you could always hang your trusty axe up instead. that’ll really scare the shit out of friends and family.
Perfect for those half naked lazy Sunday gaming sessions. Sit back and game your day away in the comfort of some retro Zelda pantie, made from nylon and spandex you won’t have to worry about pausing the game to sort the annoying wedgie that keeps riding up.
Say it with me, “you are a badass” now that felt good right? thought so. life’s too short to put yourself down or worry about insignificant things life throws at us so to help your realise your true potential this book is all you need to get you back on track to greatness and live an epic life. This book contains the odd swear word hear and there but hey what’s a life with no swearing “shit” that’s what!
Add some retro style to your tunes with the wireless cassette speaker, pair your bluetooth devices and blast your favourite tunes on the go. Needing only 1 hour to fully charge and will last up to 8 hours, you’ll be humming your favourite 80’s tunes all day.
Go hiking up a mountain or trekking across a river in nothing but your waterproof socks. Made up from 3 different materials a wear resistant knit exterior (feels like a regular sock), a waterproof breathable Artex membrane, and a Coolmax FX moisture wicking anti-bacterior lining. All 3 combined make for a sock but with all the characteristics of a full on hiking bootie.
Experience lift off aqua style with a water jetpack. This will be the most fun you’ve ever had on the water period! nothing says fun like being thrust 30ft into the air and travelling at speeds of up to 30mph. Lessons may be a good idea but hey, the best way to learn is being thrown in the deep end right.
There is nothing worse than finishing the “deed” or doing the old, quick pullout to avoid multiplying the family, if you get what I mean! The wanky wipe is just what you need to help you get through those frustrating and sometimes embarrassing moments. Perfect for keeping in the top draw and whipping out at the moment of euphoria! But we advise you wash it before just chucking it back in the draw for next time. The wanky wipe makes a great alternative to wiping it on the curtains!
Keep your beers cool in real retro fashion with this sleek designed VW camper cool box. With folding telescopic handle and front wheel steering its easy to manoeuvre over the most treacherous of ground and with 30 litre capacity its got plenty of room in the tank.