Indulge yourself in some 24K gold marshmallows, Silky smooth Strawberry Marshmallows infused with Domaine Chandon® étoile Champagne with added chocolate swirls to really get your taste buds tingling. Unveil these at your dinner party and your sure to impress.
Wake up and grab a nice hot cup of fuckoffee mercenary style, don’t take no shit in the office and give your co workers a subtle hint while you sip your morning brew. Made from a high quality 11oz ceramic mug its strong, dishwasher and microwave safe, perfect for the busy merc life you live.
Bring back some childhood nostalgia every time you pop open an adult beverage. The army man bottle opener is the perfect weapon of choice for lifting the lid on all your cold bevies. Its heavy enough to pop the top without to much fuss but still a practical size to store away in the kitchen draw. Perfect gift for the action man at home.
Does what it says on to bottle! do you think your good with hot and spicy condiments? well then you haven’t tried the ass blaster. Made from the hottest Habanero peppers and with a couple “extra” little herbs added we advice you to keep plenty of water to hand and a toilet roll In the fridge!
Take a quick shot of your favourite spirit straight from the dark knight’s head! The Batman decanter is the perfect gift for a comic book lover’s liquor cabinet. Enjoy a little dark knight cap after a long day fighting crime. Holding 750ml of your best liquor. Sit back, relax and get merry with everyones favourite detective.
Get the burgers on the go anytime anywhere, you’ll be the king of the picnic if you rock up with a bbq toolbox. With main grill, warming grill and storage area you have all you need to cook up a killer bbq.
Take Your chocolate addiction, add it to your alcohol addiction and what have you got? Well apart from a lot of health problems and high blood pressure! you would probably love an all in one replacement. Beer chocolate is the answer, with a slight kick of Irish stout, a Belgium milk chocolate body and a scrumptious white chocolate head, it’s sure to get every beer drinking, choco loving monster licking their lips.
Why keep topping up when you can just chug the whole bottle? The Bigmouth wine glass will hold a 75cl bottle of your favourite vino so you can speed up the process of slurred words and unwanted dance moves. Pour a wine of your choice into the bigmouth bottle glass and your set to just sip until your “merry” or “rat-arsed” whichever comes first.
Ever been shot in the face while sipping a glass whisky? yeah, then unlucky, but if not then make sure you never have to worry with the bulletproof whisky glass your safe from being shot in the chops while on a night out! genuine 0.308 calibre bullet lodged in the side makes it look as though you’ve had one crazy night.
The camera lens coffee mug is the perfect gift for any photography lover. It’s high quality styling and detail make it look super realistic. With a handy biscuit holder lid, you can snack while taking those snazzy pics of cats, trees and the sunset like a typical camera lover. Not to be mistaken for an actual camera lens, please don’t turn up to an important photo shoot with a coffee mug for a lens, that wouldn’t be very professional!
Never oversleep and miss your most important meal of the day again, the Crunch cup allows you to eat cereal on the go, simply pour milk into the large cup, screw on cereal cup and lid, fill with your favourite cereal and that’s it your morning nutritious needs have been fulfilled.
Now You can Mix 3 of your worst habits all at once. Puff your tobie while sipping on your whiskey with the cigar holding glass. Now you can smoke, drink and play hold em, all at the same time, proper macho multi tasking.
Just a little reminder for those drab Monday mornings. This vintage style spoon is perfect for the avid coffee drinker who struggles to get there engine running in the morning. Handmade and custom stamped it will make the perfect gift for any caffeine addict.
Now maybe it’s you but we all know someone who has one cup of coffee and within minutes, they are on the throne. The coffee makes me poop mug is exactly the gift for that certain someone. This mug will hold 14oz. of hot laxative, so they’ll be firing out rusty water like no tomorrow! but all joking aside this really is a
shite great mug.
Everyone’s favourite gaming hero is back, but this time in the form of a cool-looking mug. The Crash Bandicoot mug is the perfect gift for any crash crazy super fan. Made to resemble an iconic “crate” from the hit game series, any fan will remember the joy from collecting “wumpa fruit” before belly flopping the crate into smithereens.
Get the ultimate chill straight from the dark side. Inspired to look just like the imperial Death Star these molds will really add a little force to your whiskey. If you like a frozen treat, use the molds to create little Death Star ice cream balls. Made from food safe silicone, they are also oven and dishwasher safe.