July 5, 2020

101 Dalmatians Lamp

Send a little Disney magic round the room whenever you switch on your 101 Dalmatians lamp. The adorable lamp is powered by usb and only requires a gentle pet on the head to illuminate and put a gleeful smile on your face. The perfect gift for any Disney fan or Dalmatian lover.

101 Places To Get Fucked Up Before You Die

If your bucket list involves travelling the world partying and getting fucked up then you need this book. A unique guide to all the best locations perfect for getting wrecked and making some crazy memories. Featuring destinations you’ve never heard of or even imagined could be a frantic party scene. If your traveling alone or in a group its guaranteed to be the greatest, craziest, alcohol fuelled trip ever!

24k Gold Marshmallows

Indulge yourself in some 24K gold marshmallows, Silky smooth Strawberry Marshmallows infused with Domaine Chandon® étoile Champagne with added chocolate swirls to really get your taste buds tingling. Unveil these at your dinner party and your sure to impress.

A Nice Hot Cup Of Fuckoffee

Wake up and grab a nice hot cup of fuckoffee mercenary style, don’t take no shit in the office and give your co workers a subtle hint while you sip your morning brew. Made from a high quality 11oz ceramic mug its strong, dishwasher and microwave safe, perfect for the busy merc life you live.

Army Man Bottle Opener

Bring back some childhood nostalgia every time you pop open an adult beverage. The army man bottle opener is the perfect weapon of choice for lifting the lid on all your cold bevies. Its heavy enough to pop the top without to much fuss but still a practical size to store away in the kitchen draw. Perfect gift for the action man at home.

Ass Blaster hot Sauce

Does what it says on to bottle! do you think your good with hot and spicy condiments? well then you haven’t tried the ass blaster. Made from the hottest Habanero peppers and with a couple “extra” little herbs added we advice you to keep plenty of water to hand and a toilet roll In the fridge!

Bacon Bandages

Cover up that paper cut with a greasy rasher of bacon, yes you read that right, someone has actually invented Bacon Bandages (what the fuck). If your a bit of a goof when chopping up vegetables, then I bet your familiar with using plain old looking plasters, Now you can spice it up a little and slap a bit of streaky bacon over your lacerated fingers and just watch the reactions when people have to look twice.

banter cards

Not for the easily offended! there is a rude and witty card for every occasion you can think of from birthdays to baby’s and engagement to divorce, your sure to find the perfect card to get your message across. You’ll love the look on the recipients face when they read there crude and funny gift.

Batman Thumb Ring Book Holder

Let the dark knight give you hand (thumb) to hold your book open while you sit back, relax and read with the Batman thumb ring book holder. Handmade to sit snuggly in any size book, it helps keep your favourite novels in tip top condition and keeps the stress away from your fingers, no more aching hands after 20 minutes of reading, Thank you Batman You saved the night again!

Battleshits Board Game

The classic game with a shitty twist, everyone know’s the old school classic Battleships board game but now there’s a new turd on the block. Drop your logs and see if you can flush out your partners stools.

beautiful poetry of donald trump

There is a lot more to president Trump than you might realise. Not only is he the best thing to happen to America (sarcasm intended) but he is one of the greatest poets of our time. This book is made from all of Trumps greatest Tweets and speeches, cut and mashed up to give readers an insight into the great man’s innermost thoughts.

Beer Flavoured Chocolate

Take Your chocolate addiction, add it to your alcohol addiction and what have you got? Well apart from a lot of health problems and high blood pressure! you would probably love an all in one replacement. Beer chocolate is the answer, with a slight kick of Irish stout, a Belgium milk chocolate body and a scrumptious white chocolate head, it’s sure to get every beer drinking, choco loving monster licking their lips.

Bread Slippers

Now that’s what we call a proper pair of loathers! come home from a hard days work and slip your tired tootsies into a comfy loaf of hovis. Prefer wholegrain? no problem get your loathers in white or brown bread, give the gift of dough to your loved ones it’s the yeast you could do for them.

bulletproof whiskey glass

Ever been shot in the face while sipping a glass whisky? yeah, then unlucky, but if not then make sure you never have to worry with the bulletproof whisky glass your safe from being shot in the chops while on a night out! genuine 0.308 calibre bullet lodged in the side makes it look as though you’ve had one crazy night.

but… your a horse

From internet mischief-maker David Bussell comes, But… You’re a Horse, a collection of pranks, anecdotes and gags that have nothing whatsoever to do with the cover of the book containing them.

Camera Lens Coffee Mug

The camera lens coffee mug is the perfect gift for any photography lover. It’s high quality styling and detail make it look super realistic. With a handy biscuit holder lid, you can snack while taking those snazzy pics of cats, trees and the sunset like a typical camera lover. Not to be mistaken for an actual camera lens, please don’t turn up to an important photo shoot with a coffee mug for a lens, that wouldn’t be very professional!