July 16, 2020

Longclaw Letter Opener

Slice your way through the never ending hordes of mail with the Longclaw letter opener. Based on the legendary sword wielded by Jon Snow, the fan favourite warrior and hunk. This Longclaw may not be made from valryian steel, but it’s plenty strong enough to make slicing through envelopes easier.

Stormtrooper Beer

Put that pale ale weak shit your drinking down and grab a bottle of stormtrooper beer. Brewed in a galaxy far, far away by the imperial army and sent to earth to get you smashed. Choose between the hoppy, citrus infused Galactic Pale Ale or Lightspeed Pilsner, a classic lager with a twist of grass and malt. It’s that tasty even Yoda approves.