Stuff You Won't Believe
Make shaking a hand that’s been touching a sweaty sack germ free! The maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitiser, will make sure no manly germs are spread upon shaking hands or High-Fives. When the time comes to greet that male, just think how many times he’s probably touched his privates. Don’t be afraid to whip out your trusty bottle of hand sanitiser and be rid of the foul bollock germs.
The SPAMP Amp is one of a kind, guarantee you won’t come across another musician with this is there gig bag. Plug your guitar into this tin of spam and listen to your chords resonate in glorious ham like fashion. With built in distortion features, jack slot and power socket so no need for batteries.
Get back at that fucker of a neighbour or prank a friend by sending them a big pile of shit!. Pick your dung of choice from elephant to gorilla and select the amount of shit you want. Sit back and watch in excitement for the mailman to deliver your surprise package.
Star gazing has never been so easy with the Star Theatre Planetarium Flux. Turn your living space into the Milky Way with this awesome little gadget. With over 60,000 stars in amazing detail and with shooting stars, it’s like gazing into the real night sky. No more trying to be romantic on cold winters night, now you can stay in the warm and gaze from the comfort of your couch.
Take bedtime to the next level with a life like helicopter bed. Handcrafted with awesome attention to detail so no two beds are the same. This Unique bed even comes with a personalised dashboard. Boasting a speed dial, joystick, clock radio and even two USB ports.
Hard on takes a new meaning with the Nature’s dick pick calendar. Feast your eyes on some of natures finest shaft like formations. Captured from all over the world and bundled together in 12 months of rock perving pleasure. Perfect gift for the cock worshipping nature lover!